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Sad but true

United States:
How can we further manage our citizens without being too obvious?
People:
Don't manage us.
United States:
Oh, I know, let's militarize the police forces!
People:
We don't need that. We need jobs. We need food. We need housing. We need a good education system.
United States:
We simply don't have funding for that. We just militarized your police forces for your "safety" from, uh, er, "terrorists".
People:
...
United States:
What?
People:
We voted you in. You work for us.
United States:
Of course we do! We just happen to have backroom deals where we take money from some of the biggest corporations and richest people in your interest.
People:
F*** This S***.
United States:
THEY'RE REBELLING. THEY'RE ORGANIZING. LOOK, IT'S A PROTEST AT A UNIVERSITY! QUICKLY! PEPPER SPRAY AND BEAT THEM INTO THE GROUND BEFORE THEY HURT THEMSELVES.
Media:
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Today’s Style: I am cleaning all this up and it’s hot. I may or may not be naked. It’s your mental image, do as you will. (Taken with instagram)

Today’s Style: I am cleaning all this up and it’s hot. I may or may not be naked. It’s your mental image, do as you will. (Taken with instagram)

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AND THIS IS WHY COMMUNITY IS THE BEST SHOW

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The world is shit. People treat each other badly. People die. Most folks are only in it for themselves. People are stupid. Things go wrong. You won’t always get what you want. Your happiness can be shattered at any time. People are abused and neglected by their families, and…